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A spectre is haunting the Internet - the spectre of Giving A Shit.  All the Powers of the old Internet have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Winter, Pixar and Dreamworks, Seattle radicals and German police-spies.

Where is the party in opposition that has not be decried as Giving A Shit-istic  by its opponents in power?  Where the Opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of Giving A Shit, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?

Two things result from this fact.

I.  Giving A Shit is already acknowledged by all Internet Powers to be itself a Power.

II.  It is high time that people who Give A Shit should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Giving A Shit with a Manifesto of the party itself.

To this end, people who Give A Shit of various U.S. and foreign residences have assembled in Brooklyn, and sketched the following Manifesto, to be published in the New York, Chicago, Seattle, Boulder, Montreal, Carbondale, D.C., Asheville, Providence, San Francisco, and Santa Barbara areas.